Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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