Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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poopoo

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What's big and white?

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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