- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What's big and white?

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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