How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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