What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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WHAT????

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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