Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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