My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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your moms my other ride

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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A man killed himself.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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A Sloth runs...

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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