Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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The person below me is weird.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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