- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man killed himself.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

A Sloth runs...

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Womens Rights.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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