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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Republicans

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the meaning of life? 42

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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