Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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GONNA

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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This is not a joke or is it

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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I pooped.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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