- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

He walked in a bar

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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