why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Anti Joke

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