- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

you and your family will die tonight

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

what happens every day? People die

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

THE END.

purple pickles

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

this is not a joke. jks

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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