- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Poop swing

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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