- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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