A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

I have down syndrome. -RDV

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

how did the man die he didnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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