A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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