wanna hear a joke womens rights

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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balls

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David Silberberg is gay

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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you and your family will die tonight

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Tim and Eric

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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purple pickles

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