- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

The WNBA

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

A guy was beet by his wife.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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