- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

what happens every day? People die

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

this is not a joke. jks

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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