why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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I have aids

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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