A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Republicans

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Women's rights

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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