Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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hey

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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