A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Women's rights.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Anti Joke

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