- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

donald................duck for president

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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