whats good about poland... fukk all

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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TELL

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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