That's what she didn't say

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

im a dragon, no im not

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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