- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock Knock Not Yet

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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