I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Christians pornstars.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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The Game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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