what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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civil rights

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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