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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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