Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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