What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Donald Trump

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Donald Trump

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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