how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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