roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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