Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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vaginas

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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