What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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full house

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