- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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