A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Jaden McMichael

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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