Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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