Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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I ponder

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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You're welcome!

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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