Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Justin Beiber

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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