I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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brian mcgee is gay!

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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