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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Woman's rights

Cheese stick

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What black and has children A black man

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Sarah Palin

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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