What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Cancer

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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