What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

r u smart..... or ur black

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

There's my tractor.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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