- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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