What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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