- Anti Joke

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

acualy is dolan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Mormons having fun.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

You're*

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

acualy is dolan

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Mormons having fun.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

You're*

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

acualy is dolan

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D