What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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