Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Justin's hair

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

i love to lick...

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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