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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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