Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Black Friday

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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