- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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