- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Rachel not blowing Robert.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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