Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Homosexuals are gay.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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