It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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