A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Donald Trump

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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My kids are mistakes.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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black people

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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