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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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im watching you..

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

WEED!

Why is pi? Because circles.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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