- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

full house

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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