What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Neither does he.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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