Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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