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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Jesus was a good guy

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Justin Bieber

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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