Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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