- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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