Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

A man... walks.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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