- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

HEY YOU!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

what happens every day? People die

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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