- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

An epileptic man attends a rave.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Romans rights.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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