If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Sarah Palin

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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