Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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how did the man die he didnt

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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