A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

shauns beautiful

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

My life :(

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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