On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Justin Beiber

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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kkk

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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hot diggity dog

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Anti Joke

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