Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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try slamming a revolving door

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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42, that is all

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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