- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

the love boat

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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