Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Anti Joke

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