Hillary Clinton

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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